crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body

Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean

by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022

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Tranny Granny Sammy

A trans grandmother who's named Sammy

Damn Tranny Granny Sammy is sucking my dick after butt sex!

by Kiddes123 January 11, 2023

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Gushing Granny

When an older woman squirts during sexual intercourse

My favorite porn star is a gushing granny.

by CertifiedNegroid January 17, 2025

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granny pimpin

Verb-to become friends with an older someone, in hopes that they will trade you their prescription medicine for a little money on the side.

I can't do anythin today guys, i have to go granny pimpin cause i am low on vicadin

by snwduuuuudeee May 7, 2009

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hoofin grannies

1. Throwing a lot of grenades, especially in gaming situations.

2. Tripping out; often in relation to drugs or alcohol

Me and my brother were playing halo and hoofin grannies at each other.

Dude this gear is intense. I’m hoofin grannies!

by daltana May 23, 2018

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Similar to a fan girl, but a mature woman who is obsessed with either fictional characters, actors, or other celebrities. A Fan Granny takes an interest in celebrity happenings the way your own grandmother is interested in your life. She will be there to cheer you on, and will be your fan through good times and bad.

Joyce is such a fan granny when it comes to Ryan Gosling, but its a different story with Mister Darcy.

by leggs1959 August 26, 2016

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