Glizzy Gobbler

When a man is down to go to a Con and then is down to spend 10 bucks for a burnt ass glizzy served by the homie Jesse

Jesse: Damn armani you want this glizzy???

Armani: Fuck yeah i want this glizzy! IM THE GLIZZY GOBBLER!

by Lady Of Luminosity July 12, 2022

cock gobbler

someone’s tight juicy vag that swallows ur cock whole, like gobbling sumn tasty.

it can also double as a mouth ;)

“bro she was a cock gobbler”
“how do you like ur dick sucked?”
“oh, i like a cock gobbler.”

by lilysmommymilkerss August 2, 2022

Hanging gobbler

A women’s vaginal flap

Hav you seen her hanging gobbler?

by Clappyflaps June 11, 2022

Granola Gobbler

n. One who pursues the outdoors with unnecessary zeal.

* "Did you hear the cry of that rare native bird?"

"No, out of my way granola gobbler"

* "I need my $700 boots, walking poles, gaiters and goretex before I even think of walking up that hill."

"Hmm. You're a fucking granola gobbler"

* "Dude, nice polypropylene leggings. I didn't know you were such a granola gobbler"

* "Granola gobbler!"

by anonymous January 17, 2026

Big Throated Cod Gobbler

Another name for Pelican

Look at tha big throated cod gobbler chasing my top water.

by 2 Rednecks Fishing January 29, 2026

Flaming knob-gobbler

When a girl eats a bag of flaming hot Cheetos and she sucks your dick and you finish in her mouth and she uses the cum to cool her mouth

Guy1: Jenny gave me a flaming knob-gobbler at work yesterday
Guy2: I bet that was hot
Guy1: yeah it was until I pissed flames for the next 3 hours

by Coolguy5069 February 17, 2026

Spunk gobbler

A spunk gobbler is a woman who loves to gobble a man's spunk and does not care if he's got an STD

Person A) Anna has gobbled all my spunk. Person B) was she a spunk gobbler?. Person A) yeah she was, was a good girl and swallowed all my gonorrhea

by Iamahmuman2857w8q February 20, 2026