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Flake Chump

A guy who is flaky and never agrees to plans. He always bails out last minute. Usually is sensitive and sad underneath, and just needs some friends to stick by his side.
He is such a flake chump, he never leaves his house and always flakes out last minute. No wonder he has no friends and always listens to sad music
by urbandictionarylegendword March 9, 2019
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Booty Flakes

Someone who is bad and stinky like flakes from a booty.
That guy Joe D. Is booty flakes.
by Bspeeda March 12, 2022
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Baby Flakes

That guy I hooked up with got baby flakes all over my bed sheets!
by Anita Dyck July 4, 2024
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Cum Flakes

After semen is set in the sun for a long period of time, it may become hard and brittle. This is known as "cum flakes."
His cum dried up into brittle flakes called cum flakes after it set in a tissue for a week.
by ChloeV124 December 17, 2016
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Ivory Flake

Ivory Flake - 99 and 44/100% pure flake
That Ivory Flake got drunk and drove into the lake.
by al gee January 13, 2008
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wank flake

When you wank so hard your meatus gets dry and skin flakes off.

Derogatory term for someone below a wanker
Hey Toby your dick is so dry you left wank flakes in the shower

That Toby is such a wank flake
by Brian and so is my wife August 12, 2021
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Bean Flake

Someone who acts like a fucking idiot all the time and in general is just a nutsucker and a ballsack
Z: Six seven!
Kk: Omg you’re a fucking bean flake dude.
by Lil_beanflaker25k August 25, 2025
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