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You can't fire me because I quit syndrome

The inability to accept the inevitable or obvious after an event has already happened.
Boss: You're fired!
Loser: You can't fire me, because I QUIT!
Boss: I don't know what you're quitting- I already fired you.
Loser: I QUIT, ya hear?! QUIT!!
Boss (to Secretary): Barbara, call security. We've got another case of "You can't fire me because I quit syndrome"
by Sir Andrew May 20, 2007
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Fire Fan Bag

A game started by guys involving 1) alcohol, 2) boredom, 3) plastic grocery bag, 4) ceiling fan, 5) lighter fluid, and 6) a golf club.

To play, place plastic bag on end of golf club, and turn ceiling fan on. Spray lighter fluid onto plastic bag, and light on fire. Throw bag into fan via golf club, and enjoy fire streaking through air in a circular manner. Laugh as necessary. (Note: If bag falls onto carpet, hopefully you are wearing shoes to put out fire, or else you will not get your apartment deposit back.)

Said game originated circa 2007 in an apartment in Scottsdale, AZ, by drunk men with seemingly little common sense.
"It looks like we have a few minutes to waste before we go to the bars and attempt to pick up chicks... let's play fire fan bag!"
by mhackett7 October 10, 2007
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semi fire

Means it's hot but not quite there
That pic is semi fire, she needs more makeup.
by Clickbate July 30, 2016
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Free Fire

A Vietnamese battle royable game for Android and iOS, developed by 111 Dots Studio and published by Garena in August 23, 2017. It became popular in third world countries like Brazil. The game has been criticized for its toxic community and being a copy of PUBG Battlegrounds.
"Free Fire is what i'm not going to play." - Radio from The Brave Little Toaster
by Ryan900USAYT April 9, 2022
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Fire Marshal

A man who has a unique talent for attracting, scoring, and/or fucking redheaded women (gingers). The term "fire marshal" refers to the act of putting out (satisfying) a ginger's flaming vagina (fire crotch).
John: Holy shit Brad! Isn't that the third ginger Tom has fucked this week?!

Brad: Yeah man, he's a straight up fire marshal!
by A fire marshal May 9, 2009
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not on fire

what no two people are
"No two people are not on fire. Aww..."
by moe October 10, 2004
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Fire up the ol 'puter

The art of masturbating to porn on your computer
I had to fire up the ol 'puter six times today
by JESSA! March 2, 2010
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