Boss: You're fired!
Loser: You can't fire me, because I QUIT!
Boss: I don't know what you're quitting- I already fired you.
Loser: I QUIT, ya hear?! QUIT!!
Boss (to Secretary): Barbara, call security. We've got another case of "You can't fire me because I quit syndrome"
Loser: You can't fire me, because I QUIT!
Boss: I don't know what you're quitting- I already fired you.
Loser: I QUIT, ya hear?! QUIT!!
Boss (to Secretary): Barbara, call security. We've got another case of "You can't fire me because I quit syndrome"
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To play, place plastic bag on end of golf club, and turn ceiling fan on. Spray lighter fluid onto plastic bag, and light on fire. Throw bag into fan via golf club, and enjoy fire streaking through air in a circular manner. Laugh as necessary. (Note: If bag falls onto carpet, hopefully you are wearing shoes to put out fire, or else you will not get your apartment deposit back.)
Said game originated circa 2007 in an apartment in Scottsdale, AZ, by drunk men with seemingly little common sense.
To play, place plastic bag on end of golf club, and turn ceiling fan on. Spray lighter fluid onto plastic bag, and light on fire. Throw bag into fan via golf club, and enjoy fire streaking through air in a circular manner. Laugh as necessary. (Note: If bag falls onto carpet, hopefully you are wearing shoes to put out fire, or else you will not get your apartment deposit back.)
Said game originated circa 2007 in an apartment in Scottsdale, AZ, by drunk men with seemingly little common sense.
"It looks like we have a few minutes to waste before we go to the bars and attempt to pick up chicks... let's play fire fan bag!"
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John: Holy shit Brad! Isn't that the third ginger Tom has fucked this week?!
Brad: Yeah man, he's a straight up fire marshal!
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