douche fingers

The sideways peace sign made popular by Hollywood promoters, or douchebags.

Can consist of two double sideways peace signs, with at least one grey goose bottle in hand, and a blonde under each arm.

Yo, that promoter is totally throwing douche fingers in all his photos on facebook...what a douchebag!

by g_lo May 8, 2009

Mung Finger

The aromatic vapors of rancid ass transferred to one's finger after digging at the bung hole and scratching the arse. Mung Finger may also occur when one, or more, fingers inadvertently slip through the toilet paper during an ass wiping and touch a dirty bung.

Roger and his friends sat around and watched the pre-season football game. Roger felt a bit of an itchy bum and walked out of the room to give it a quick dig and scratch. Instead of washing his hand and fingers, he returned to the room and swiped is nasty Mung Finger under one of his buddy's nose.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

Chode Fingers

Refering to someone whose fingers are bigger than they're dick due to how fat they are.

Dude! Mr. Yarosh has such chode fingers!

by Upgrayded November 13, 2009

Gwynny Fingers

A Lack of Coordination in ones Fingers. This usually is used when playing video games. A state where an individuals fingers is the one doing all the work and not using their head.

For Example: "My Teammates have Gwynny Fingers. He couldn't shoot the person that was a easy target."

by Red Boot May 23, 2018

fingering a butthole

1)Where a man is in the process of fingering himself or another in the butthile pleasureing themselves or another man

2) where and woman is pleasureing another woman or themselves by fingering there butthole just like they would do when the finger there viginas or another person's

3)where a man is fingering a girls butthole or a girl is fingering a guys butthole for pleasure during sex or masterbating!

1) yo dude last night u fingered the shit out my friend and he actually did it back to me!

2)hey girl I just wanted to tell u last night when u fingered your butthole and u fingeredmine was fun ...hope to do it again ;)

3)wife: babe last night was fun u should start fingering me in my butt more

Husband: hell yeah last night was fun and it turned me on so much I cumed when u started to finger me...even tho I'm. Little sore today...

Well all and all fingering a butthole means fingering a butthole...lol :)

by Boss_bitch_666 April 22, 2017

pink fingers

fingers that have just been in a girl's pink.

"Go wash your pink fingers, and lets go."

by Capi777 September 6, 2005

Ninja Fingers

Kids, ever have parents walk in on you when you're supposed to be doing homework, instead you're playing a full-screen game? Adults, ever had a roommate/spouse/friend walk in on you as your viewing a hot A2M porno? Well then, you gotta employ some ninja fingers!

Mom: Timmy, are you doing your essay?
Timmy: *Alt+Tab* Yes mom, i am!

Rick(walking into Dick's room): Hey, did u catch the game last night!?
Dick: *Alt+F4* Yeah dude, that was awesome!

They both used ninja fingers to protect themselves.

by AspenW October 4, 2006