Ethans are fuckboys who drink monsters and smoke weed. they’re usually gay as hell and get a s/o like every week. believe me, i’m an ethan.
by _a_person_xd_ November 27, 2019
the basic white guy that has no hoes. his dick is obviously small considering his weak ass name. you already know that his stoke game weak also. he thinks he could possibly be a soundcloud rapper with his stupid ass walmart version of “fire” & this guy can’t fight for shit.
by Khyree the real nigga May 06, 2020
ethan is the basic white guy. the guys who’s parents must of not cared too much for his arrival to just slap a basic two syllable-boring ass name on him. he is the kinda guy that gives off that gay vibe and believes he could be a soundcloud rapper with his walmart version of “fire” lyrics. he just a goon. pray for this nigga dawg.
homie: Yo dawg you just get your ass beat by ethan?!
homie #2: who tf have you heard of that got beat up by a nigga named ethan?!
homie #2: who tf have you heard of that got beat up by a nigga named ethan?!
by Khyree the real nigga May 06, 2020
Some are chill. But most are short lil white faggots who have a asshole laugh. They think their funny, but most are gay asf
Girl: Whose that short little white boy trying to play hockey
Girl 2: Oh that’s Ethan, don’t go near him he’ll try and bite your pussy
Girl 2: Oh that’s Ethan, don’t go near him he’ll try and bite your pussy
by Ethan’s gay February 02, 2020
Yo he is such an Ethan
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