Dylan

A complete asshole! An annoying as FUCK kid that will piss you off without even trying. A total bitch and enjoys looking at sex memes online. If you’ve got a Dylan in your life, try and kick him out!

Kid 1: Man, I hate Dylan! He is such an asshole!
Kid 2: Yeah, why, excactly, is he alive?
Kid 1: Who knows? Too bad he is alive. Dylan should be dead by now.

by Lil’ Angel Gal May 31, 2018

Dylan

Has a 100% chance of stealing your baby sisters heart. Even if she is 10. Most likely to be a douche/asshole. Thinks he’s the man.

Wow Dylan is such an ass.

by Reilly C June 6, 2018

Dylan

a fuckn dickhead who doesnt give aiden the good cheese and salami role and is a god in bed with his big ass willy that slays the ladies and leaves them sore for ages

Damn my pussy hurts, must of got fucked by a dylan

by jsbadjvbs June 8, 2018

Dylan

A great guy with a good heart and loving intentions, but if you fuck him over, no matter who you are, he'll fuck your life up. But to all those who are loyal to him, he's a pretty awesome guy.

Dylan is so fucking hot.
Sorry, I was busy sucking Dylan's dick.

by LilDickClique June 11, 2018

Dylan

someone who only posts backward messages into a chat purely for the suffering of others

Please stop being a Dylan

by Sky_ballon303 July 15, 2019

Dylan

He is one of the biggest jerks you will me, if you see one stay away from a Dylan

P1: who’s the new kid

P2: Dylan
P1: I heard they are jerks let’s not go near him

P2: yeah I agree

by the real gunk November 26, 2019

Dylan

Denial causes big depression

Dylan got rejected and is now big sad

by No_game_No_life May 7, 2019