Dylan

If your name is dylan, then you have the biggest cock known on earth. You can get every girl you want. If you have a friend named alfie button then you can definitely steal his girl. You are very smart and have alot of muscle. You will be very successful in the drug dealing business and you will chef up alfie burton

Dylan is gonna rush alfie burton

by DylanTheGoat69420 March 23, 2022

Dylan

Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.

Dylan put on a shirt

by Trinomial September 15, 2016

Dylan

Brown coward who can’t get a white girl

Dang,he’s such a dylan

by What is life 666 April 11, 2018

Dylan

Amazing friends however he is b being stalked and harrassed by unknown force

Dylan has been off lately

I wonder why

by Ur mamaaa November 22, 2022

Dylan

An awesome guy who you would like to be friends with. Diffrent from people but fun to be around

Dylan your cool

by Pretonicguy December 20, 2016

Dylan

Hes the person that friends would say hes gay but nah hes just an awsome friend, he would be one of the best friends youll ever have...

Alan: DYLAN IS GAY *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* DYLAN IS GAY *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

by Bubbly10k October 26, 2018

Dylan

A guy who never shuts the fuck up. Makes you wanna die at every interaction you make with him. No actual humor or personality in this vessel. Just a husk and a waste of gods precious time and savings

Guy 1: Hey is that DYLAN
Me: hope he dies in a fire

by Niggaweinerman March 15, 2019