by Noneofyourbussin July 8, 2018

Derek is three thousand pounds and plays freshman sports. He is a relief pitcher and averages 7 pitches per game because he hits every batter he pitches to. Overall, Derek Wiegers is complete BUNS at sports. He is also Italian.
by Pedestrian 1 May 22, 2023

a biggie who enjoys munching on food and is the biggest person of the whole world he makes the ground SHAKE under his feet and he is BIG Standing on Honeybuns #BIGSOH
by Derek2Big November 21, 2023

by A€€¥123 January 15, 2021

Derek Miles are most handsome men on earth. Every lady thinks (and knows) their cock is huge. They are the least gay out of their friends and family. They can't get a girlfriend because they are too good for any lady. They last at least 45 minutes in bed and can keep going.
Female: Did you just see Derek Miles in the hallway?
Other female: Yeah he is so cute his penis is also very large
Other female: Yeah he is so cute his penis is also very large
by PEepeecumcancer January 21, 2021

by Nothingbutshit September 14, 2023
