When your computer just doesn't have the power to keep up with the programs you install in it; it takes forever for your computer to boot up.
Ingrid: It's taking forever for my computer to come on.
Barry: I know - I think it has digital dementia; its memory is shot!
Barry: I know - I think it has digital dementia; its memory is shot!
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While playing as the only woman on the fantasy football team, Joan suffered from testicular dementia.
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I saw Peter on his way back from the toilet, he appears to have a bout of penile dementia. I can see his boxers!
by Sazzy J December 17, 2015
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"That shit wasn't just food leaving me, it was happiness, like a dementor was sucking on my arsehole... The Dementor Poo"
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by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe August 29, 2017
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Dude are you sick?
No! *thows up*
Then why are you throwing up?
*thows up* “I️ didn’t know I️ wasn’t sapped to!
You have bulimic dementia
No! *thows up*
Then why are you throwing up?
*thows up* “I️ didn’t know I️ wasn’t sapped to!
You have bulimic dementia
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When you can’t stop thinking about the garden when you should be concentrating on you’re wife’s lady garden, you might be suffering from Penile Dementia.
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