cot crawler

Adult who dates somebody way to young for them. Similar to a cradle snatcher but with a difference in age that borders on paedofilia.

I'm not saying it's wrong but she was only a foetus when that cot crawler started collecting his pension.

by rippenburn May 18, 2018

cooter crawler

A name for a new born baby, fresh out the womb.

Damnit Karen, I don’t need to see your cooter crawler all over my Instagram!

by Immamakeusayahhhh May 14, 2019

Dick crawlers

Girls that go to a guy once he’s single asking for his dick.

Dick crawlers went right to my boyfriend after we broke up.

by Bitch3sbebonkers April 2, 2019

butthole crawler

Butthole crawler-a creature that slithers up your ass and lives in your rectum.

Chad: Hey bro I’m going camping this weekend.
Steve: Alright, just watch out for those butthole crawlers

by Incognito_Man November 13, 2020

Night crawler

The Fresno Nightcrawler; Some consider it an alien. Others, a fun urban legend and endearing addition to pop culture.

Hey did you hear the story about the Fresno night crawler?

by Toodleszz October 10, 2020

Night crawler

A hooker with no legs.

Look at the trail that night crawler is leaving.

by Uhmanduh whore February 11, 2021

Westina Crawley Chungus Piercina

Ms. Crawley + Chungus + FaZe Jeff = Westina Crawley Chungus Piercina

Man, Westina Crawley Chungus Piercina smells like olive oil.

by Trap Money Gabe April 9, 2021