Food Crash

When you eat so much that you’re tired and fall asleep or fall asleep while eating

I ate so much yesterday that I had a food crash

by Your Local FBI Agent March 31, 2021

crash of 22

a tragic golf cart accident

we dont talk about the crash of 22

by hairlineszn March 17, 2023

Crashing

Matty's driving in GTA

You're crashing every time

by PotNoodles December 27, 2022

Crash

To sleepover or spend a few nights.

I need somewhere to crash while the house drys out

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 4, 2020

Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.

“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”

by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025

Crash Dummy

Someone who puts themselves in a lose lose situation. In other words, someone who decides to pursue a single baby momma.

Person 1: My girlfriend won't stop talking about her baby daddy
Person 2: Who's fault was that? You're the crash dummy for getting with a single mom. You never win.

by latrelljennings October 3, 2025

Crash Out

To be forced to watch FSU Football

I was watching FSU play Virginia and I could not help but crash out.

by SadChief21 September 26, 2025