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Missile Cowboy

When a person knows of their unavoidable imminent death. They do something outlandish in the final moments before their departure. Ref. Dr Strangelove of the cowboy riding the bike to his death hooting and hollering.
If Yellowstone blows like they say. I'm going to Missile Cowboy outta this world.
by Motieman June 2, 2021
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Walmart cowboy

Definition of Walmart cowboy is ethan bangs.
by Cookielover1991 November 5, 2021
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cowboy coon

The cowboy coon is a erotic act of pleasure between 2 men and a rabid raccoon

Male 1 uses the raccoon to widen his anus for male 2 to get to pound town ( the raccoon is put into a cage and forced to watch the active war crime)
by game_takers1 April 29, 2023
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Cowboy Joe

When someone shoots code from the hip without testing.
Fucking Cowboy Joe is at it again, always committing code to production without testing.
by not-ss September 1, 2017
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Cowboy Farts

Uncontrollable flatulence, especially noisy and oftentimes masculine in tone. Best ripped around a campfire, with other cowboys, but perfectly acceptable to pull off as a lone ranger. Knowledge of the movie Blazing Saddles is not necessary.
"Davey, I tried to sneak out some squeakers on my date last night, but unfortunately due to the excessive bean consumption, I was overcome with the Cowboy Farts!”
by BoeJundy November 3, 2020
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snow cowboy

A snow cowboy is a bad ass. The snow cowboy drives a badass avalanche and is known for pulling out stuck dodges and having sex with there moms.
Call the snow cowboy to pull out that price of shit ram you got stuck in your grandmas yard
by Laykes dad February 21, 2021
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Pocket cowboy

A pocket cowboy is smooth, confident and stylish - but second guesses every choice he makes. One drink starts the stride, but Jameson lets the bucking commence. On his down time he likes to focus on the arts like vintage soda advertisements. While he talks about traveling to Tokyo, he will name your plants, give them complex personalities, and daddy issues. Seemingly quiet, his mind reels with thoughts of Indie tracks that stream the soundtrack of his life.
I just want to carry him around in my hip. He’s such a pocket cowboy.
by Cactguy March 22, 2021
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