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Crispy Concords

A "Crispy Concord" Is When A Girl Is Giving You A Blowjob, You Begin To Vlog The Sex Acts & You Proceed To Slap Her Across The Face With A Used / Dried Up Nudah Condom Until You Cum On Her Air Jordans.
Fooya: Hey, Wanna Meet Up Later?
Kossdff: No, I Gotta Clean Up, I Just Crispy Concords A Bitch Earlier.
by 3rdLegGreg July 13, 2017
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Concoction

First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.
by tnt May 1, 2003
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console wars

The war between consoles.
In the good old days, it was Sega Vs. Nintendo.
Now, it's Microsoft (X-Box series) Sony (Playstation series) and Nintendo.
To be honest, X-Box is a wannabe console, Nintendo's and Sony's are much better. Microsoft is a newcomer in the game bussiness. But recently, PS3 is known to be ripping of Nintendo and Microsoft by copying things like motion sensing and the X-Bow live service.
Xbots, PSTools and Nintendrones all say the console they like is the best. This starts a console wars.
by Tole September 15, 2006
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Consolidation

A process the subconscious mind uses to take fragmented information and combine into a whole model.
Consolidation is initiated by many methods including dreaming, hypnosis, gestalt therapy and just plain talking out your problem.
by Author Stephan Smolka March 23, 2010
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Consoletards

Stupid gamers that argue which is the best console of the console war.
Dood, PS3 is so much better than all consoles ever existed.

You're completely retarded, just another consoletards.
by Anon12576343 November 6, 2010
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The Last Great Console

I was playing Super Mario 3 and Duck hunt the other day and wondered why these aren't world wide treasure in a museum.
by Capn Polly September 19, 2003
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consolar

Also "con--so...lar?"

A more convenient name for a cinnamon roll, sticky bun, or Cinnabun (R).

Etymology: derived from the incoherant ramblings of a videogame-distracted youth who needed a sticky bun.
"Hey! Go get me a con--so...lar? Yes, I said consolar. I meant it too. Get me a sticky bun, god damn it."
by The Gay One April 28, 2005
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