Skip to main content

Cowboy Cocaine 

Cheap cocaine cut with caffeine powder that got its name from its use by cowboys to stay awake during long hours on the cattle drive. A dangerous combination, since caffeine powder alone risks overdose and can cause heart arrhythmia
His eyes feeling heavy and no time to stop for rest, Billy snorted a pinky nail full of cowboy cocaine and suddenly felt a burst of adrenaline; his heart racing as though he drank ten espressos.
Cowboy Cocaine mug front
Get the Cowboy Cocaine mug.
See more merch

Mormon cocaine 

Mormon cocaine:sugar,specifically white crystalline "table sugar" and similar inverted sugars or sugar adjacent sweeteners.
Eg Lemme get a cup of postum wit a s much of that mornon cocaine you can gimme eg met up with some elders for a church potluck and got the jitters from that frog eye salad,ambrosia mormon cocaine diet.
Mormon cocaine by Boston blackie December 13, 2024

Yaoi cocaine

When a piece of gay media is so spectacular it hits like a line of coke.
I love coming home after a long day to consume my daily dose of yaoi cocaine
Yaoi cocaine by Sexycoolgirl December 4, 2025

Gentlemen's Cocaine 

A combination of multiple prescription medications, powderized and meant to be snorted to induce a sensation of euphoria, to a level unobtainable by any other drug.
"Last week I did Gentlemen's Cocaine, i didn't really get high, but everything has seemed better since then."
Gentlemen's Cocaine by Ananaa January 22, 2012

20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees 

When you pull a all nighter and try and stay up all day but will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees just to stay up for 3 seconds. WARNING: you're probably gonna die just saying
I will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees in order to right every last letter of this sentence

Fiddler's Cocaine

A drug admixture used at parties, meant to mimic the use of cocaine, without the risks associated with it.
Ingredients: MDMA, Adderall, Caffeine, Alcohol
*Many college students choose to use Four Loko for the last two ingredients, but true connoisseurs of FC use a stronger liquor such as scotch or brandy, combined with Red Bull or Five-Hour Energy.
%%DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES OR HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE ON FIDDLER'S COCAINE%%
Dude 1: "Bro, do you have coke?"
Dude 2: "Nah fam, coke is gay. Try this shit, it's called Fiddler's Cocaine, its basically coke but less gay and not deadly."

10 minutes later:
Dude 1: "Yerrrrrrr!!!!"

cap of cocaine

A small amount of cocaine or heroin in the USA in the 1930's and 40s as mentioned in book; PIMP by Icebreg Slim (coldest pimp in the East)
"I had a cap of cocaine in my pocket when the rollers knocked on the door"