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Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome (otherwise known as BBPS or being a 'grower not a shower) is what happens when your penis is soft it is small and when hard it is large.

Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.
Girl: Hey are you a grower or a shower?

Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Girl: ...so a grower?
by That ass July 22, 2022
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Bruce Manoeuvre

The procedure or strategy to extricate or evict unwanted randos from work drinks.
That Samuel bloke is getting weirder by the minute, maybe time to pull a Bruce Manoeuvre and lose him at the Taxi rank.
by TheOtherGerald September 8, 2022
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Brucing

Brucing is an underground trend gone viral at the Univerity of North Texas. The Bruceteria at Bruce hall serves the same wet sausage logs every morning that taste unlike any distinguishable meat. Brucing consists of paying your friend two dollars and a bag of Hot Cheetos to help stuff as many link as possible into your anal cavity. The current record is set at 27 and yet to be challenged.
Hey bro can you help me Bruce? Wanna go Brucing today? Will Bruced 14 last night!
by recordsetter_27 March 21, 2024
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Bruce

Someone Who owes you $16 Dollars
"Bruce its been 5 years, you still owe me $16."

"Fuck Off
by LiftYT April 4, 2022
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Bruce

Bruce is a small human who no matter what she does you let her off cus she’s cute
Bruce is running round the house again
by Woahhhhhhhaahha April 17, 2024
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Bruce

by Jdubs777 June 1, 2022
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Bruce

Brucr will drive you wild, he is the most caring, loving, deep, devoted boyfriend in the entire universe. Bruces are the kind of people who could come into your life in two seconds and leave a mark. An over-analyzer, and very stubborn, but he will admit defeat when he has to. Likes to drive girls crazy, apparently. Easy to fall in love with. Hard to figure out. Big nature guy and weirdly into rock formations.
Friend: Ouu look at the scenery
Bruce: Must be a sedimentary rock
by Best dude out there November 23, 2021
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