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second blessing

The burning sensation in ones rectum when passing stool the day after ingesting a spicy meal, giving a person 2 instances of enjoyment out of the hot spices. Thus, a "second" blessing.
- "Whats that loud scream coming from the bathroom?"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"
by Klimpbizkit January 21, 2024
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Bless

“Bro, what color is this?”
Thats red.”
“Bless.”
by Unstopablx January 27, 2024
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sure god bless

“Liz wants the rent money”
“Sure god bless
by Jenkles December 8, 2022
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bless your heart

the worst insult any southerner could dish out. to "bless someone's heart" is to pity someone for their sheer ignorance, stupidity, and gosh darn lack of intelligence. if the person who's heart you are blessing does not realize they are being insulted, then that proves their stupidity.
daniella: hey josh, i think i lost my glasses.

jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.

daniella: oops, silly me!
by zippy nips December 30, 2022
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heavens official blessing

"I love heavens official blessing!!"
"me too!!"
"Lets kiss and have seggs!!"
"hoorayy!!"
by I have a gf bozos April 8, 2023
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Cathedral of the Most Blessed Sacrament

beautiful church to get married yet dont expect it to give you the full happiness

maybe you can ask the pastor if you can bring your studies(homework ) and borrow their office room
at Cathedral of the Most Blessed Sacrament, I want to perform to my boyfriend in a wedding dress
by Happy Christian April 10, 2023
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Bless Your Heart

As a Southern lady, I can tell you there are several meanings to this Southern phrase.

1. If something terrible happens to you, I say it as a way to say "That really sucks! I feel sorry for you." I'll look at you with genuine sympathy.

2. If I look at you with a sardonic smile, I'm trying to call you an idiot without sounding rude.

3. If I look annoyed or mad, that means you've really crossed the line and you're not in good stead with me. It's my way of saying "Go fuck yourself!!!" when I'm in a situation where I can't just say that.
1. "Your mama has cancer? Oh, bless your heart. I'll be praying for you."

2. "I don't know what that guy was thinking when he said that was a good idea, bless his heart."

3. This man was rude and he needed to be put in his place, so I looked him in the eyes and said "Well, bless your heart!".
by SouthernLady2401 September 3, 2023
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