magical blueberry

a word meant to describe an incompetent whiny bitch that is strangely endearing.

did you see todd fall of a flight of stairs?

i did! he is such a magical blueberry.

by berry potter February 24, 2023

Maine Blueberry Sniper

When you tea bag someone and fart up their nose and try and pull your balls out their mouth before they bite them

My girl and I were getting freaky when I pulled the ole maine blueberry sniper on her.

by Gator Bator June 19, 2025

tap the Blackberry

SEX.

"Dude, I'm gonna tap the Blackberry."

"Is that what the cool kids are calling it these days?"

by Gearbox78 August 25, 2009

In his BlackBerry

Variation on "in his cups" (i.e. inebriated): someone so concentrated/"zoned" on whatever message(s) coming forth from his/her BlackBerry/iPhone/Android device that literally everything else surrounding them (non-virtually-speaking) is reduced to literal background noise. Commonly encountered on the street, on public transport, or even in a bar.

Bill: Hey, Roger...Roger? Earth to Roger?

Roger: Um...yeah?

George: Never mind Rog, he's in his BlackBerry again.

by BWB July 12, 2010

Smashing the Blackberry

Accidently on purpose entering the back door while shagging doggy style.

We were doing it doggy doggy and i ended up smashing the blackberry

by ProMorriarty September 24, 2012

Robbie aka Blueberry

my amazing bf who ill love forever
-raspberry

friend: whos robbie aka blueberry?
me: oh he's my amazing bf who i'll love forever
friend: ohhh ok thats cool

by Raspberry :) October 17, 2022

dirty dirty blueberry

The sexual act where you put a string through the largest blueberries one could find and turn them into anal beads. Proceed to put then through your partners arse for sexual pleasure. You could also dip the blueberries in chilli powder to add a spicier and tangier sensation to your sexual partners arse. This would also allow better taste during the sexual act of rimming. This act is very similar to the act of performing figging.

Mole groaned with pain and pleasure as she performed the dirty dirty blueberry.

by eatdogs4life October 24, 2025