Its a nightmare in there
In the guys bathrooms, the walls are covered in shit and on rare occasions, condoms and for some reason every vaping thug in the school huddles up in the bathroom to create the biggest vape cloud you could ever Imagine, suffocating you in a wave of citrusy minty Chocolate
In the girls bathrooms all the popular cheeto girls huddle up in the SINK making it impossible to wash you hands and they also always give you crude stares like what the fuck did i ever do to you, bitch?
In the guys bathrooms, the walls are covered in shit and on rare occasions, condoms and for some reason every vaping thug in the school huddles up in the bathroom to create the biggest vape cloud you could ever Imagine, suffocating you in a wave of citrusy minty Chocolate
In the girls bathrooms all the popular cheeto girls huddle up in the SINK making it impossible to wash you hands and they also always give you crude stares like what the fuck did i ever do to you, bitch?
by StereotypicalSarah August 20, 2023

Those friends your friend is always talking about. Excellent rump-shakers, classified by their amazing black accents and coolness. If too many bathroom kids are in one place, it could possibly tear a hole in the universe.
by chad is hot January 7, 2009

by dormanbabyy2010 June 18, 2008

When you're taking a fat one in the stall and a loud noise comes out of your ass and the person in the next stall says "Nice".
Person 1: Aaaah *Ass creates unearthly sound*
Person 2: Nice.
Person 1: Glad to see the bathroom brotherhood still exists.
Person 2: Nice.
Person 1: Glad to see the bathroom brotherhood still exists.
by DarkestTrack27 May 14, 2018

Harry "God dammit George took Luke into the bathroom again" James "Man what a fucking bathroom bandit"
by Semajcju December 26, 2021

When you go into the bathroom to urinate, but upon entry, you find there is a person already using one of the 2 urinals, so you leave instead of using the second urinal, and thus avoiding any akward interaction.
Person 1: dude why did you leave the bathroom? i thought you had to piss?
Person 2: dude i had to pull The lonely bathroom to avoid standing next to the burliest fuck i had ever seen not at a circus.
Person 2: dude i had to pull The lonely bathroom to avoid standing next to the burliest fuck i had ever seen not at a circus.
by GuruStyle June 29, 2010

by Burnttoaster12345 November 16, 2023
