The fattest thicc boy around. Can destroy simple mortals with his powerful ass that controls the minds of all women as they powerfully jiggle. It’s asshole is so big it can absorb pure energy and it’s farts commit nuclear disasters.
Damn that Brian Burkert is so thicc I can’t beleive his ass can cause so much power! Don’t let it jiggle in your face!!
by BrianBurkert69 September 16, 2019
Get the Brian Burkertmug. Brian Culbertson (born January 12, 1973) is a musician and instrumentalist from Decatur, Illinois, United States. Son of jazz band director and trumpeter Jim Culbertson, Brian's instruments include the keyboard and trombone.
by smektala ahmed June 5, 2011
Get the Brian Culbertsonmug. When a friend, or foe that may or may not be named Brian, hits you in the face with a poop filled sock.
by Bored mailman March 22, 2019
Get the Stinky Brianmug. Brian is the sweetest person you can ever imagine. He has 2 best friends he talks to almost everyday. Their names are Annie and Connor. He uses discord almost every day and he also plays Roblox pretty often. He loves Royale High. He's straight and he's also a male.
Annie Roeng: Ugh I'm too lazy to do my homework, Connor can you help me? Connor Wong: No Also Him: Maybe Brian Hung can?
by whxeezy October 8, 2020
Get the Brian Hungmug. This poem was written for Brian Nicholes:
The definition of a redneck, in which we can all agree
The white supremacist yelling "I CANT BREATHE"
Takes pride in his stance, pride in his hair
But we'll never forget him and the TA's affair
He'll punish you for the slightest infraction
It could be a bad day or just anything that comes to his mind
Hence not a soul would consider him kind
His friend Sorensen looks like he's from Mars
But we got to hand it to him, he never caught us throwing tennis balls at the cars
We hit just about everything, cars, buses, cops, bikers, even an old lady
We're old enough to forgive him for yelling at everyone
Because when he gets caught, hell will have only begun
"let go" from dvhs...oh no...how my
Just like his last job at El Cerrito High
The definition of a redneck, in which we can all agree
The white supremacist yelling "I CANT BREATHE"
Takes pride in his stance, pride in his hair
But we'll never forget him and the TA's affair
He'll punish you for the slightest infraction
It could be a bad day or just anything that comes to his mind
Hence not a soul would consider him kind
His friend Sorensen looks like he's from Mars
But we got to hand it to him, he never caught us throwing tennis balls at the cars
We hit just about everything, cars, buses, cops, bikers, even an old lady
We're old enough to forgive him for yelling at everyone
Because when he gets caught, hell will have only begun
"let go" from dvhs...oh no...how my
Just like his last job at El Cerrito High
by 2023:) May 20, 2021
Get the Brian Nicholesmug. Instead of saying you have a daddy kink for Brian wecht(ninja Brian) you can just say you have a Brian kink
by Goddamnavidan March 19, 2018
Get the Brian kinkmug. This is when you read the cyrpto market totally wrong , and buy way to high or just before a dump or sell right before a bull run .
by rjb1974 January 31, 2021
Get the doing a brianmug.