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eva

A person that likely thinks to highly of themselves and like to flex that he is much better than you at valorant (gets carried by radiant smurfs all day) this person usually gets no hoes. Even when he does its not true love. Just a little dumbass trying to get valorant skins.Mostly gets good grades but still has no irl friends. When he does its only because he is the person that invites himself to the boy meetup without asking the others. Takes 47 minutes to shower because it take him 3 for every fat layer. Acts gay in the friend group so he doesnt get kicked out
Bro did you meet the new kid eva, he acts gay because he has no friends. No wonder he gets no hoes.
by niggassitonmyballs February 2, 2022
mugGet the evamug.

Eva

by Sharingan_zoro January 22, 2023
mugGet the Evamug.

Eva

by dedtek October 14, 2020
mugGet the Evamug.

Eva Bless

A Girl's Pum/Pussy
Daddy I want to bless you with this Eva bless.
You have the eva bless pum pum.
by D.J January 2, 2017
mugGet the Eva Blessmug.

pulling an eva

Saying that you will meet up with someone just to cancel at the last minute. Being a big fat flake. An Eva can always get away with canceling plans.
Nico: you were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Jess sorry can’t come anymore XD
Nico: wow thanks for pulling an Eva on me
by waterdarling February 11, 2019
mugGet the pulling an evamug.

Eva

Eva is the type of girl any boy would want. She’s beautiful, gorgeous, sexy and she is always stunning. She has an amazing body, a nice chest a huge butt and anything any girl would want. She is practically perfect. and on top of all of that she is smart loyal and most of the time hard working! She is kinky and loves to play around in the bedroom so get ready for the best night of your life, because you will be going at it for hours. Find yourself an Eva and treat her like a queen. She definitely deserves it!
by ilovemilfs.com November 21, 2021
mugGet the Evamug.

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