2:37 AM

It is 2:37am my husband fell asleep watching TV, my daughter is in my bed tossing and turning with a cough & my son is snoozing in his crib. Why am I not joining them? Because I've been preparing as much as I can for our feast! I'm waiting on the cranberry sauce & sweet taters to finish cooking, so I can get some rest. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Enjoy whatever it is you do today & the company you are around!

BFB: It is 2:37 AM my husband fell asleep watching TV, my daughter is in my bed tossing and turning with a cough & my son is snoozing in his crib. Why am I not joining them? Because I've been preparing as much as I can for our feast! I'm waiting on the cranberry sauce & sweet taters to finish cooking, so I can get some rest. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Enjoy whatever it is you do today & the company you are around!

by Sister in law flo March 21, 2023

i am Batman

If you heard this from a guy don't mess with him

Someone: How did you do that?
Batman: Cause I am Batman

by 1nvstx4r December 3, 2021

I am speeeed

hacker is speed

jon arbuckle: “I am speeeed.”
person: “no actually, hacker is speeeed.”

by Swifty12 January 5, 2021

I am a mug.

a definition for your awesome mug

Mug: I am a mug.

by some random ass kid January 19, 2022

i am the hunter

sova's ult that is okay and reveals people who he hits, can also go thru walls.

Sova: I AM THE HUNTER! Raze: OH SHIT I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUTT

by come on lets go November 6, 2020

Can am drivers

Can am drivers have absolute donkey dick and pull a insane amount of bitches on the daily -big d double c

Can am drivers are bad ass

by Big D double C May 23, 2022

i am on chrome

When people think chrome is the superior browser they will usually bring this up. Always said by Beta Males

Spooky69: I heard duckduckgo is pretty good.
ezggggetgood: i am on chrome
Spooky69: Not everything is about you.

by Night's Bane June 13, 2021