Jarrod Alan Houchin

Someone who generally gets ladies at all times of the day. In other terms gets pussy 24/7. And on rare a Jarrod Alan Houchin can be seen snorting whatever is at hand. generally known to be very loyal to the ladies. Jarrod Alan Houchin is one of the best guys you will ever meet loyal true friend. Overall if you are looking for a huge dick or a man to keep you warm at night look for a Jarrod Alan Houchin.

Man Jarrod Alan Houchin is the only man for me

by Loyal defined December 12, 2017

alan

alan is a huge curly tall guy thats is easy to fall for but at the end of the day HE HAS A HUGE COCK all he girls want a piece he is the prime example of the cum exploder he gtes so much girls that even dudes fall for him he just too hot!!!!

alan is hot

by alaniscute May 19, 2022

Alaning

To have dirrhea so un-believably bad, that you rip yourself a new bootyhole.

"dude that curry was fire gave me such bad alaning tho"

by Mr Majos March 13, 2023

Alan

Is super gay and enjoys necrophilia and beastiality is a very very dangerous and bad person who prays on little children (mostly boys in their sleep and also will get their pets and rape them as well.

“Yeah yesterday i think i saw an Alan my god i was scared shitless!”

by Nugba July 18, 2020

Alan

A simple and extremely funny guy who loves to be around friends. He will be there for his closed ones anywhere and anytime but not for some . Very moody guy but His smile can change your mood. Humble and a talented person with lots of ambitions. A born artist with the widest imagination and clear vision

He is the alan of this group
Alan is here hahahaha

by Urbal-an November 23, 2021

Alan Reet

Tiktok man that grafts dark matter surrons all day . Often associated with the chavgartha plot.

Plots dressed up as Alan Reet on a Sunday afternoon. or "Fair play to Alan Reet, man went from building gaffs with dark matter tools , to jeeting Bonnie Blue and having a sprog, genuinely sound geezer aswell"

by X-sav May 10, 2025

Pulling an Alan

Pulling an Alan is when somebody tells everyone a personal secret that no one is supposed to know just because you're in the wrong

" Well thats why you're pregnant"
" You were supposed to keep that private."
" You're pulling an Alan right now!"

by pussymonster042 September 21, 2023