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Swift middle school

A terrible fucking school where whores start rumors and talk shit behind your back no matter who you are. It is also filled to the brim with people that want to give AIDS to people 2 grades below you and people that think being a sickness is funny, along with others who think they are better than you in every way possible and will manipulate anyone into believing them. The food is terrible too, considering they gave us an "omelette" that caused me to shit so violently she when I got home I'm pretty sure I gained airtime, but a few days later when they gave us hot dogs for lunch I ate half of it and puked on my way to the nurse after I felt so dizzy I could barely walk. Don't ever consider this school as even decent because the only good part about it are the LEAD and ELA teachers, along with most of the related arts teachers except for the art teacher, she a sexist racist bitch who lives so close to me I've considered war crimes against her family. If you have to go here the only thing you have to look forward to is the trip to Hershey park at the end of the year that is so difficult for some people to get into you almost never are there with your closest friends. DO NOT GO TO SWIFT MIDDLE SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LEARNED ONE USEFUL THING
Mother: how was your day at swift middle school?
any person: dogshit *pukes up everything in their body*
by Myschoolistheworst February 3, 2024
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Swiftes

A new derogatory term given to the kansas city chiefs team and fans after patrick mahomes got together with tayor swift
Swiftes fan: Oh yeah patrick mahomes is the best qb ever!
Anybody else: Fucking swifties man.
by NotTheRealShady February 4, 2024
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Taylor Swift

An annoying bitch who thinks she's so cool and does not deserve a Grammy for Midnights.
Lana Del Ray is better
by beanstalkbecker February 7, 2024
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Taylor Swift

Overload a website. Reference to singer Taylor Swift selling out concerts within minutes of opening online ticket sales.
The Star Trek fans taylor swifted the website that sold tickets for the Picard series finale premiere.
by Liz8472 April 12, 2023
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Swift Current Broncos

The Swift Current Broncos are a WHL team based in Swift Current, Saskatchewan. For those who don’t know, they are essentially the worse version of the superior Moose Jaw Warriors. If you are one of those Broncos fans who get real loud whenever the Broncos score against the Warriors at the Mosaic Place, please shut up.
Asshole #1: “Hey, wanna go to the Swift Current Broncos game?”
Asshole #2: “Swift Current isn’t even in the playoffs, dumbass. Let’s go see the Warriors crush the overrated Winnipeg Ice.”
by Cool Dude (Real) April 22, 2023
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Taylor swift

The most slay celebrity on the planet. Best music ever. Never heard better songs
by bestswiftie May 3, 2023
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