Silly Puppy

Someone who does something silly, like a puppy, who has no experience or thought into what he or she is doing.

Man, you are such a silly puppy... Didn't you know that a quarterback is not a refund?

by Spiffyandy March 14, 2009

Christmas Puppy

A person who shows cheer, enthusiasm and excitement around people regardless of the situation, circumstance or obvious lack of concern.

"Our house just burned to the ground."
"OMG we can totally make s'mores now!"
"Why are you such a Christmas puppy!"

or

"Do you know that the radiation from the nuclear bomb that went off is making all of us sick and go bald. The water is undrinkable and we'll die in about 30 days."
"Wigs are totally in style. I've always wanted to glow in the dark so hide and seek is a win win. YES! 30 days of flipcup! WHOO HOOOO!!!!"
"All in favor of killing off the Christmas Puppy say Aye"

by Juice Box Joe April 28, 2015

concussion puppy

NFL player who has had so many concussions it is only a matter of time before he gets another one.

I"m never drafting Jordan Reed again because he's a concussion puppy.

by itmatterdoesnot December 16, 2016

dirt puppy

A low level street criminal who believes they are more important than they are. They are usually addicted, dirty, unkempt and are of below average intelligence.

Look are that street urchant walking up and down the block all day looking for a way to get his fix.

Yea that dude is a straight dirt puppy!!

by Sapporo December 19, 2015

Puppy Thot

1. A female who pets every dog she sees in public and going home to her own pissed off dog. They know.

2. Someone who hoes around paying more attention to other dogs than her own.

3. The girl at the party sitting in the corner, only hanging out with the dogs.

“Check out that Puppy Thot, she hasn’t left those dogs alone since we got to this party!”

by HymenDestroyer69 October 4, 2018

Stinky Puppy

A term for someone who smells rather peculiar but they are also very attractive

Damn sarah looks good today, but she is a stinky puppy

by Ranripoff November 8, 2019

Puppy Mouth

The foaming, gargling, about to vomit from the sight or sound of someone else vomiting.

You're going to give me puppy mouth if you vomit.

by The Chaster March 21, 2019