Lincoln

Daddy

Lincoln is so daddy right now

by daddyhunter69420 December 30, 2022

Lincoln Wierzbicki

Lmfao it was j obsession I honestly forgot all abt u
-m.s

Lincoln Wierzbicki really isn't 'all that'

by iLovemuffincum July 1, 2022

Lincoln Northeast High School

Lincoln Northeast Highschool is a school in Lincoln Nebraska where very few people know what deodorant, tooth paste, and body wash is. Full of hoes.

“Deodorant is over rated”- fat kids at Lincoln Northeast High School

by Skyler Stevens September 23, 2021

Abe Lincoln in a dress

when shrek gets on to donkey

Did you see Abe Lincoln in a dress???

by Cutelildragqueenwithabeard February 11, 2020

thanks Lincoln

As in, thanks for freeing the slaves President Lincoln. Used in comments when African Americans are acting unruly.

*video of blacks looting plays*
Thanks Lincoln

by MeatSheetz April 6, 2024

lincoln bunker

a studly man whore, who thinks he can get all the girls & plays there hearts. but he is very good looking and all the girls fall for him and his games.

Lincoln bunker goes to lehi jr.

by S Conlee November 23, 2013

Abra-Ham Lincoln Log

A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.

Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.

by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022