goober

used to tease people

boy 1: hi im bob
boy 2: you are a goober!

by Biggie_smallzzzz205 March 26, 2024

Goober Snoop

Another way to say goober, silly goose, or dorkus.

You're such a goober snoop Lillie.

by JaclynRae October 18, 2019

Gooberism

When someone's whimsy is silly; borderline stupid.

Mat is quite a goober. He shows signs of gooberism

by anonymous August 30, 2025

grungeny goober

a term used to describe any old man or woman's genitals

at the retirement home's aerobics class, the trainer projectile vomitted because so many grungeny goobers were visible

by lumi_kuma March 10, 2010

goober sploshen

An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.

She gave a mean goober sploshen, I can still smell iron through my sinuses.

by dickstrips May 20, 2014

Goober

A term used for someone who is a fuck cunt, a fat worthless waist of life, a Goober can be found in their natural habitats of picking their nose and eating it in public. Goobers are also known to beat their little peckers in an aggressive manner. Goobers are the worst creatures to have around. Their mating call is a high pitched autistic screech.

Come here Goober.
Quit being a Goober Billy.

by Dik8utt February 21, 2019

Goober

Used as a term for someone who is young, naive, oblivious, childish, or doesn't quite understand status quo. Has similar connotations to Nerd, Geek, Weirdo, Spaz, etc. But is often used to describe High School Freshmen or younger siblings. For example, Spongebob Squarepants would be considered a Goober as well as anyone that acts similar.

"Can I play with you and your friends, big brother?"
"Nah, they think you're a Goober."

by hailthemotherland March 7, 2018