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Brian moment

A moment where someone named Brian will act devious and/or obnoxious to another person or you itself
Brian: *shoots a store clerk*
Brian: Oh sorry I won’t do it again
Brian again: *shoots someone again*
Me: Classic Brian moment
by some guy with crack November 27, 2021
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Brian Burkert

The fattest thicc boy around. Can destroy simple mortals with his powerful ass that controls the minds of all women as they powerfully jiggle. It’s asshole is so big it can absorb pure energy and it’s farts commit nuclear disasters.
Damn that Brian Burkert is so thicc I can’t beleive his ass can cause so much power! Don’t let it jiggle in your face!!
by BrianBurkert69 September 16, 2019
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Boosted Brian

He is the opposite of Yohambeezy. But he is still pretty cool.. His batting average is .357. He screams like a little girl. He digs for gold, metaphorically. But most importantly " he's killing me Smalls!"
Boosted Brian just hit a homer !
by yhb August 3, 2016
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Brian may

The best guitarist ever, honestly adorable too
My friend: who is brian May
Me: the best guitarists ever 🎸
by Red-special_guitar April 9, 2020
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Brian Hung

Brian is the sweetest person you can ever imagine. He has 2 best friends he talks to almost everyday. Their names are Annie and Connor. He uses discord almost every day and he also plays Roblox pretty often. He loves Royale High. He's straight and he's also a male.
Annie Roeng: Ugh I'm too lazy to do my homework, Connor can you help me? Connor Wong: No Also Him: Maybe Brian Hung can?
by whxeezy October 8, 2020
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Brian Nicholes

A fluffy dude that loves food but not kyle rhodes:)
This poem was written for Brian Nicholes:
The definition of a redneck, in which we can all agree
The white supremacist yelling "I CANT BREATHE"

Takes pride in his stance, pride in his hair
But we'll never forget him and the TA's affair
He'll punish you for the slightest infraction

It could be a bad day or just anything that comes to his mind
Hence not a soul would consider him kind
His friend Sorensen looks like he's from Mars
But we got to hand it to him, he never caught us throwing tennis balls at the cars
We hit just about everything, cars, buses, cops, bikers, even an old lady

We're old enough to forgive him for yelling at everyone
Because when he gets caught, hell will have only begun
"let go" from dvhs...oh no...how my
Just like his last job at El Cerrito High
by 2023:) May 20, 2021
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brian goating

Invented by sex magician, Brian Goating, the move involves cuming in a girls mouth than licking her teeth. Removing all the cum and gunk from in between her teeth
Bro me and my girl tried Brian Goating last night
by Masterblasted December 17, 2021
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