When someone likes the smell of a new textbook a bit too much and keeps smelling it, it is a good indicator that there is cocaine hidden in the book, usually around page 39.
Classmate 1: Have you noticed how Classmate 3 keeps smelling his textbook?
Classmate 2: Yeah, he's probably spending the rest of his day on page 39.
Classmate 2: Yeah, he's probably spending the rest of his day on page 39.
by UrbanShmurban October 12, 2020
An animal who has committed various war crimes on makeup and was recently diagnosed with bipolar and doesn't like positive feedback from her audience
by Solo Africa November 14, 2023
You don’t know your ass from page two
by Paul Annette July 31, 2021
The bar under my apartment is awesome but they've got empty page syndrome, you never know if there's events or happy hour looking at their Twitter.
by @cam May 16, 2016
The sexiest man alive; often known for his humongous dick. Known for his amazing sex (with women) and his support for minorities. He is very based.
Girl 1: OMG I met Ethan Page, he is so good at sex with his massive penis.
Girl 2: Damn bring me next time.
Girl 2: Damn bring me next time.
by BasedAsFrick November 21, 2021
Guy 1: "I saw Ethan Page inhaling some guys farts"
Guy 2: "Yeah, looks like he was giving him a dirty submarine"
Guy 2: "Yeah, looks like he was giving him a dirty submarine"
by Uncle diddler the fiddler July 12, 2022
a yellow book with very moist pages and piss
by moistpages March 16, 2022