Two cocks

someone who is particularly stupid or dense.

He must be a right "two cocks" because you don't get that stupid sat at home playing with just one!

by BadBeast December 14, 2009

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two direction

one direction after Zayn took the four album too seriously and left

do you like one direction?
don't you mean two direction
oh yea

by Larryskrub April 3, 2015

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Two Chains

Whether bound by chain of iron or gold, one remains nonetheless bound.

I was flossin' my bling yo when some happy motherfucker looks me dead in the eye and says, "I wonder if you understand what these ostentatious restraints around your neck say about you?" It was then that I realized I have allowed this shiny rock, and the ideas associated with and superimposed onto it by others, to define my perspective of true value. I need to step out of Babylon because I've been played my whole life like a yo-yo!

That is when I came to understand the concept of two chains began to prioritize love, wisdom and positivity.

by The Luminous Lion July 3, 2017

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two pretty best friend

you have never seen two pretty best friends always one of them got to be ugly

two pretty best friend

by diarrhea dog November 4, 2020

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two-flusher

a piece of log so humungous and/or rigid that, after the deed, the defecator would need to flush the toilet twice to completely banish the sucker. Sometimes it requires the assistance of the defecator to break the shat up manuel with near-by objects, e.g. toilet brush, scissors, toothbrush (of one's partner), etc.

*flush*
dang, still here?
*flush*
later, sucker

"I had a two-flusher this morning mom!"
"That's what you get for not eating your vegetables love"

by jajambo February 5, 2004

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