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Gay Twitter

A cess pool filled with twitter gays. This is the place you'd go to get your self-esteem and body image destroyed. Elitism and superficiality is at the pinnacle of the culture of gay twitter.
Josh blasted his half naked ass on gay twitter complaining about his body to make himself more relatable for likes and retweets.
by EMPHdk October 19, 2018
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#FF Twitter

Sheep tag, please follow me, I have no friends, therefore I am posting this irrelevant link to make myself feel important
OMG I just saw something really mundane #FF Twitter
by sixsidedman November 22, 2010
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twitter points

The number of friends you have on Twitter,
mostly used used sarcastically.
She was dating three guys from the same office? Wow, I bet her twitter points are through the roof!

I got 9 points. You?

The guy I was seeing? I caught him with another girl and then his wife showed up. Yeah, he just lost some twitter points.
by kay-dee-o May 17, 2009
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Twitterite

A person who cant last more than a few minutes with out checking twitter.
Dave twitters every hour and has been diagnosed as a serious Twitterite!
by Boozewatch.com.au July 2, 2009
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Twitterfaded

1)the state of being/or state of relationship when the warm fuzzies cease.

2) the flighty exciting feeling you get when you think about/see the object of your affection is now gone.

3) romantically deflated (i.e.: it's over)

4) the opposite of Twitterpated
After years of dating Dave, Jan realized the fuzzies were gone; the excitement she once felt had mellowed into mild acceptance leaving her twitterfaded.
by Walter Winters October 4, 2009
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Twitter Hack

Noun. An excuse for in the case of getting caught sexting someone, regardless of medium (e.g. Twitter, cell phone, facebook, etc). Regardless of how you got caught, you can always claim you were hacked.
I didn't send that dirty picture of myself! I was Twitter Hacked!
by MrTouchdown November 14, 2011
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twitterass

Harassing someone through twitter, usually following them while they are not following you; local and national celebrities or press people, etc.

twitterassing, twitterassment.

(also, sexual twitterassment)
"Yea, Jay decided to take a break from twitter. That girl he met last week totally twitterassed him."

"It is the policy of this paper that no reporter respond to twitterassment from the unwashed masses we feed our crap to."
by mat_catastrophe September 9, 2011
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