Trompt

to promptly trample into a place or onto someone.

kayliegh trompt into our room and woke us all up the other day which is totally not kewl!!

by fridos August 13, 2010

tramps knob

a pungent smell of gorgonzola or other similar strong cheese emanating from an unsanitary individual,generally a tramp or other unwashed person.

Have a bath you smell like a tramps knob!!

by flashardone November 25, 2011

Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016

trumps

Dark red-brown gelatinous globs made out of congealed period blood. They tend to accumulate in the body and then slip out during pressure changes, like sneezes or standing up. They are generally a mess to clean up, as they usually burst and stain everything.

A: Girl, you have a trumps running down your leg
B: i should stop wearing skirts on my period!

or

A: I just passed a trump the size of my thumb! BTW I'm out of tampons

by yararadorada January 22, 2017

trumps

Coágulos menstruales. Suelen acumularse en el cuerpo y salir de pronto ante cambios de presión, tales como estornudos, gases o cambios de posición corporal. Son gelatinosos y pegajosos. Ensucian todo lo que tocan.

A: Veo que te vino!
B: Qué?
A: Tenes un hilo de trumps corriendote por la pierna.
B: Mierda, tengo que cambiarme la toallita.

or

A: I just passed a trump the size of my thumb! BTW I'm out of tampons

by yararadorada January 22, 2017

trumpspeak

Same as "newspeak" in Orwell's "1984". A use of language where common words are redefined to mean the exact opposite of their earlier significations.

Trumpspeak for reports about facts that the present White House incumbent and his staff would have preferred to be left unreported and unknown to the people is FAKE NEWS.

by Wryface April 4, 2017

thompson family

The most boring family you will ever meet. Reads books for fun, even the dog sleeps all the time. Gets mad when you take a shower and eat all there crap. Also they are duds.

If you take a shower in the thompson family house u might not come out alive

by Niceman34566 May 6, 2017