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tristan

"Who's that?"

"I'm Tristan"
"poo"
by yesyesyesmmmmhmmmm March 28, 2022
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Tristan Moment

When a guy bearing the name of Tristan, unpromptedly and all of a sudden acts in a particular manner that is very much prone to result in the destruction of objects. Usually accompanied by heavy beatboxing or other ways of producing rythmical sounds.
Tobias : " Tristan, stop trying to put the LED into the socket!"

*LED explodes*

Pat: " This is such a Tristan Moment. "

*Tristan starts to shred it vocally-*
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Tristan

A smart, nice, quiet kid who really cares about his friends who don’t care about him. he can be a little rude to people but he means it in a good way
person 1: hey have you seen tristan? you’re his friend right?
person 2: yeah i talk to him. i hate him though
by Worttt November 8, 2022
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Tristan Caudle

A guy named Tristan who blows trannies so he can feel good about himself
OH NO! Tristan Caudle blew another tranny!!
by Vorona January 26, 2022
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tristan

people named tristan are slow asf.
by aprillikespring March 11, 2022
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Tristan

Tristan. Curly blond hair and sparkling blue eyes. When we met, he came off as shy. I fell in love with his best friend and two years later he stole my heart. I woke up thinking about him and fell asleep making up our love story and listening to songs that reminded me of him. I wasn’t okay at the time, broken. He made me feel okay. He feels like home. He will put up with your crap, laugh at your stupid jokes, give you nicknames, tease you and give you so many butterflies. He’s a basketball PG who knows the game like the back of his hand. When you make eye contact he makes the world stop, you will feel extremely loved. He’s like a drug making you smile ear to ear at 2am. He’s a lil Koala, patient, funny, creative, smarter than he thinks, intimidating (rawr), cute, caring, supportive, swag and so much more! He will wait for you and tell you he couldn’t get you out of his head🙃 He’s the guy that will make sure you get home safely. He will say you’re out of his league but really, he’s out of yours. If he loves you, don’t screw it up.
His Crush: “I have Tristan Syndrome

Tristan: “That was slick. But shut up.”
by Lilroothatmissesyou<3 November 22, 2021
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Tristan

Tristan is an asshole. He doesn’t get enough sleep at night. He has a huge unhealthy addiction to Chick-fil-A. His diet consists of all unhealthy things that no normal person could live off of. He probably is going to get diabetes before the age of 25.
Oh, who snapchatted you?

Tristan
Gross.
by JS57 December 4, 2018
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