tomalon

Verb- To approach a group of Cuban tweens in a freakish manner, often with genitalia out, and rarely “windmilling” his penis.

The short dicked man tomaloned those poor 12 year olds.

by NutBuster22 January 16, 2023

Todayn't

Not today

A: When are you gonna do this.
B: Todayn't.

by SmerkRoll March 4, 2023

Toma

short guy with lots of sass. gets a lot of girls despite his lack of pecker. Acts very masculine to hide his deep insecurities about his own sexuality. very compressed body but has a huge head (bobble head). not afraid to scuffle/grapple naked.

Wow! Did u see Toma on the street? I didn't! I almost stepped on him because he is so small

by Chris Negron April 12, 2023

Today

on this day if you have a boyfriend named zach you should be the good significant other and suck there pp’s

“omg babe it’s Today, gimme your pp!!!”

by Dinkyjet May 2, 2023

Today

on days that are today and you have a boyfriend named zach you should suck his pp

“Omg babe it’s Today, gimme your pp”

by Dinkyjet May 2, 2023

todamiku

A word used to to describe a sexy shy boy with red hair. Using this word on that boy means that you claim him and he is now yours. No escape

Girl: (points at her red haired shy sexy crush) Todamiku.
Boy: huh

by BILLY THE baby May 27, 2023

Today ur gonna die

When u hear this, RUN BEFORE HE PULLS OUT HIS GUNNN!

Person one: Today ur gonna die, say goodnight!
Person two: (Nothing) Bc Their DEAD

by QuaterX3 June 20, 2023