Toenail traffic jam

When your toenails are confused about which way to grow

Did you see that ass hats toes? He had nails going in so many directions he caused a toenail traffic jam

by Moped mania March 17, 2021

Toke

This word is your ticket to survival in the suburban region of Grange, Cork. It describes that feeling when u inhale a puff of the j in spot and realise you have a french exam tomorrow and that your mother’s shepherds pie awaits you in the microwave when u return home.

just took a toke of that j to take my mind off the custody battle i am currently involved in —Grange Head #439

by Grangehead2055heartcoldlikeice October 7, 2021

Takened

A stage between single and taken; when you aren't over a break up

Person A: Want to go on a date?

Person B: Sorry, I am takened

Person A: It's okay, tell me when you are single

by AP English January 30, 2022

Tokunbo

an amazing person who is an amazing friend and would never take shit from anyone. people with that name are also very good looking

‘have you seen that person their so finee’
‘yeah thats because their name is tokunbo’

by randomasshoe61991 March 24, 2022

Takenp

TakenP aka Taken is a known sim swapper who hacked federal agents and extorted multiple discordians. He is also known for having a good heart.

TakenP yo

by CIA.gov May 13, 2022

Tokelau

Wow! Tokelau, a place nobody cares about, and never will. Look, it’s a cool territory and all that, but barely anyone knows about it. Not even my teachers. Isn’t that sad? It also has such a low population too. Like, imagine living there. It would be sad seeing nobody even care about it and say “What is Tokelau? Is that a Pokémon?” No, it’s not. Anyways, to get more in depth to it, it’s a territory owned by New Zealand in Oceania that is quite cool in my opinion. It has a cool name, cool flag, all that! Just is irrelevant. If someone from Tokelau is seeing this, I hope your country gets more recognition.

Person 1: Wow, it’s Tokelau! 🇹🇰

Person 2: What is that?

Person 1: Tokelau is a territory in Oceania. Can’t believe nobody knows about it.

by I love geography September 12, 2022

toenailius

My sister's best friend.

Toenailius is so weird

by Goomba420 February 8, 2023