stink thumb

When you reach around to jerk yourself off and you accidentally give your asshole the thumbs up

Smell that? Thats stink thumb

by garygohome September 20, 2013

Thumb Pirate

A web forum participant, usually using a blog, news website, or social networking platform, who contributes solely, usually without merit, basis in fact or any discretion therein, to harvest as many "thumbs-up" (or Like) responses as possible from other forum users.

The polar opposite of a Troll.

Steve: "I got 944 thumbs on Yahoo! News today!"
George: "Wow! What story?!"
Steve: "School shooting..."
George: "What was the comment?"
Steve: "'Kids today, omg, really!?!'"
George: "Nice...you're a master thumb pirate."
Steve: "Arrrrrr, where me thumbs?!?!"

by aaronpeterson May 22, 2012

Thumb Skrimmage

The pre-cursor to a thumb war. That does not mean in fact that the thumb skrimmage can be any less intense. Or wack, for that matter.

Cara fell asleep on charlie's shoulder and they had a thumb skrimmage. BASICALLY.

by chazz jazz bro February 24, 2011

Silicone Thumb

That person who always knows what's wrong with your computer as you watched too much porn/are a sucker for pop-ups. Seemingly solves any issue with ease.

hey my computers fixed now thanks to luke, he's got such a silicone thumb.

by ldf13 July 5, 2011

Thumb-Bummin

When one is bored and lonely so one masturbates with a thumb wedged knuckle-deep into one's own anus.

I told them I fell asleep early because I didn't want them to know I spent all night Thumb-Bummin.

by J. M. Fuhqueny November 5, 2023

Thumb Llama

When you insert your thumb into your partner’s rectum, and proceed to spit on them simultaneously.

“Bro I totally gave this bitch the sickest thumb llama last night”

by coqnbalz December 19, 2022

Thumb Toes

When you have small toes (or they're disproportionate from the rest of you feet) they're called thumb toes as they look like your thumb.

Haha Gibby! You've got thumb toes!

by Fietta December 24, 2018