by SlicksBadGirl aka BadKittie September 23, 2020
Get the Swamp shopmug. A place you go to jerk off two dwarfs at the same time then add soy sauce then you spit it up in the air, catch it back in your mouth, and swallow it.
What’s your plan for the day?
Ugh, I have to go to the Worcestershire Shop.
Ah man, it’s gonna be one of those days!
Ugh, I have to go to the Worcestershire Shop.
Ah man, it’s gonna be one of those days!
by smallest bird November 4, 2021
Get the worcestershire shopmug. The opposite of a shop assistant. After sufficient interactions with an inhibitor, the customer eventually learns to steer clear in order to achieve a purchase. In fact, these people have such poor product knowledge and so little initiative, that one wonders whether they actually still receive a paycheck, or have lost their way home after the last downsize. Miraculously, products are still sold despite the inhibitor's best efforts to stem the tide.
Bob: Did you get some of those cool widgets?
Joe: No, I went there and they said they didn't have
Bob: That's weird, I saw plenty when I was there yesterday.
Joe: Well, I asked the shop assistant...
Bob: No, you asked the shop inhibitor. Next time, just look for it yourself.
Joe: No, I went there and they said they didn't have
Bob: That's weird, I saw plenty when I was there yesterday.
Joe: Well, I asked the shop assistant...
Bob: No, you asked the shop inhibitor. Next time, just look for it yourself.
by murraybiscuit January 21, 2014
Get the Shop inhibitormug. by hatfacejones January 16, 2019
Get the donkey shopmug. Essentially the same as “Window Shopping”, but you’re adding things to cart you want buy but never actually check out. Ultimately these items end up in a Save for Later List and forget you ever even wanted it in the first place.
Me: why do you keep so many things in the cart on on Amazon.
Friend: oh did you see that? I just be Click Shopping
Friend: oh did you see that? I just be Click Shopping
by zanderC29 March 31, 2022
Get the Click Shoppingmug. Dude!? Whats that homeless guy doing with his laptop? Man hes looking for a free internet connection, hes wifi shopping
by Dirtbiker242 October 2, 2010
Get the wifi shoppingmug. Identity shoppers are people who change their sexuality and/or gender on a regular basis just to throw people off.
She told me she was a girl yesterday. She’s a boy now? She was a guy last week too. They must be identity shopping
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 4, 2019
Get the Identity Shoppingmug.