The Littles got ponies to ride and heard those chickens and truffle hunting hogs all over this lil chicken bacon ranch..
by Grey T September 30, 2023
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by Whatwhatchickenturd May 7, 2024
Get the Ranch flats mug.When you see a lady you’d give up everything for, so you would put ranch on their toes after a 9 hour shift and suck it off.
by Game is game May 13, 2024
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“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”
by Game is game May 18, 2024
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During foreplay Sally told Jim " Quit messing around and give me a spicy Ranch doughnut before you go knocking on the back door"
by anonymous May 30, 2024
Get the Spicy Ranch Doughnut mug.Timothy: "Ah man, the fork is in the ranch!"
Kyra: "What happened?"
Timothy: "I forgot my car keys."
Kyra: "What happened?"
Timothy: "I forgot my car keys."
by The Rymuss November 26, 2021
Get the the fork is in the ranch mug.A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
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