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The Math Discoverer's Cocktail is a Cocktail that turns you from what is numbers to Holy Crap, I'm going beyond Algebra. It's some Kratom that you taste and it's bitter. Then you take a spoonful of Kratom and mix in warm water and drink. Then, get ready to puke.

Then Math fills your head. Numbers, Equations like 2+3=5 and 3×3=9.

The next day, you try 1g to 6g of Kratom mixed in warm water. No puking unless the dose is too high. More math fills your head. 12×10=120 and 12×11=132. 17+35=52.

The third day, Modafinil 200mg. Algebra and PEMDAS fills your mind. Geometry too.

Day 4, Armodafinil 150mg. More Geometry. Some Trigonometry.

Day 5, Adipex 75mg. Some Pre-calculus fills your head. You begin to calculate percent yield and Mole. The formula for Density or D=M/V goes in your head. Graphs and Parabolas and Lines.

Day 6, Extract Benzedrex with 10ml Distilled White Vinegar and clean the Lavender Oil and Menthol with 15ml Corn Oil. Propylhexedrine Acetate solution (You can't make crystals from Acetate, only HCl). You discard the Oil layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. You drink 1 Benzedrex. More math and science fills your head.
Day 7, Extract each Benzedrex with 0.2ml Muriatic Acid (30% HCl Acid) in 5.0ml of warm water. Then wash the cotton with 25ml Warm Water each. Then get Charcoal Lighter Fluid and add 15ml of it to the Beaker. Add to a 20oz Soda bottle and shake. Then, use a Ziplock Bag with a small hole cut out and a paperclip. Drain and collect Propylhexedrine HCl and Discard the Charcoal Lighter Fluid layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. Cook on a Bovado Borosilicate Glass Cooking Dish and tilt to see if a viscous transparent liquid is left. Put it in the freezer for 20 to 30 minutes to initialize crystallization. Then put it next to a small fan or heaterfor 3 to 4 hours for finishing crystallization. Dose range 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl to 432mg Propylhexedrine HCl. More math fills your head. You start cleaning the house.

Day 8. You have a lab and replaced Charcoal Lighter Fluid with Car Starter Fluid (Heptane and Diethyl Ether) or some Hexane. Higher quality Propylhexedrine HCl.

Tony: I used the Math Discoverer's Cocktail and now I'm Super Smart.
by AlienTakeover June 26, 2025
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Nurse O'Riley Cocktails

The Nurse O’Riley cocktail originated in New Zealand in the early 2010s and is attributed to Christoper O’Riley, a well-known nurse and mixologist on the side. In recent years it has become particularly popular in the gay community.
It consists of two parts cointreau to one part fanta and one part orange juice. Typically served in a tall glass over ice.
The lads were keen for a big night so kicked things off with a round of Nurse O'Riley Cocktails
by WeNeedLemonPledge March 21, 2025
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Cocktail

Slowest but baddest nigga alive.
If you are biseuxual a cocktail man will proceed to traumatise you and turn you straight. He is also genetically blessed and mostly known as batman and one of the Romanian endgame bosses in Romania Simulator. He may be stealing shit but he also steals hearts and your virginity.
by I Eat Afghans August 9, 2023
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cocktail

When ur dick comes out of ur ass
hey look i have a cocktail
by Rasshaus April 23, 2020
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Quirming Cocktail

A game played with two or more people where they circle around a cup and start quirming until everyone goons into the cup. The last person to goon has to mix the reproductive matter with a drink of choice and completely drink the concoction.
1. I lost quirming cocktail at the sleepover!
2. I just beat my Dad at quirming cocktail!
by #1nufter March 16, 2024
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Ice cream cocktail

When you fart cum on someone's face and lick it off after they ejaculated in your ass
My boyfriend gave me a ice cream cocktail. He fucked me and came in my ass. I farted the cum on his face and licked it off
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cocktail blocking

Dragging your friend away from a guy to get cocktails, aka cock blocking him (or if your friend does like him you've just cocktail blocked her). Can also be used as a drinking game within a group of girls. The savior must buy the saved a drink.
"Got some drinks I'm cocktail blocking him from her"
by purple-monkies May 6, 2013
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