if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

booger fam

a group of 4 bitches that like to talk shit about everyone and everything

person 1 “yo did you see booger fam today?”
person 2 “you mean THEE BOOGER FAM?! HELL YES! THEYRE LIKE THE GREATEST PEOPLE EVER!!”

by whagfyhenwnha October 20, 2022

circumference booger

a booger that covers the entire circumference of your nose, often accompanied by a sticky goo-end that seems to originate from the back of your throat

"I woke up this morning and knew this booger would be a good one. It filled my whole nostril, a full-on circumference booger!"

by lektro. November 1, 2013

Nipple Booger

Also known as "titty cheese" or by its medical designation, "mammarial smegma", nipple boogers can originate from a variety of things, such as:
- dead skin clumped up on an unwashed areola
- curdled breast milk
- a crusty puss flake dislodged from an infected nipple piercing

Generally, nipple boogers are discovered when sucking on a big 'ol succulent titty.

"I was lickin my girl's nipple and a nipple booger flew into my mouth. I thought it was lint at first, but it was crunchy on the outside, and juicy in the middle. I immediately threw up."

by Shenaniganz13 December 20, 2021

booger tickle

The feeling when you rub your nose vicariously and after it makes you feel as if you're going to sneeze.

Holy crap, I got the mad booger tickles while reading and nearly sneezed out my food!

by m4deada1 March 11, 2017

anal booger

A spiritual technique to make your booger come out from your anus at a speed of 8 kilometers per second. you can learn at the international school of anal arts in Kongo

x: today I shot the biggest anal booger of my life
y: I'm so proud of you

by anal specialist November 26, 2020

Booger

A nasty boy aka a rat that deserves to burn

Oh my gosh Brenda your boyfriend is a booger!

by Oranges are sexy October 31, 2019