Crushing Loaf is the sexual act of taking a dump, taking one of the turds out of the toilet, and putting it in between you and your partners genitalia, and continuing your sexual intercourse like normal.
by Social Experiment March 26, 2025

Something villagers love to do. Reference to the minecraft movie, where Steve introduces the villagers.
by liljimbobdavegreglarrysteve April 10, 2025

"jevarn was loafing hard"
by Ajayy east September 20, 2019

you either like that or you loafing
by jaydxn2tact January 10, 2024

the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is so funny she should be a comedian. Her hair is so majestic that it flows like rapunzel. her kindness attracts all.
damn shorty is a loaf
by kidzkance November 21, 2019

The name given to a shitty painting contractor named Carlos who sits in the corner watching his workers do everything while ripping them off for money
by BRBetz May 13, 2023

Person 1: Bruh I'm so sick of being broke. :/
Person 2: My fair maiden, allow us to acquire this loaf
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you
Person 2: My fair maiden, allow us to acquire this loaf
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you
by How To Be Ignorant 101 October 8, 2019
