Tingle-Twat

pulsating sensation in your twat, when you see someone or something that excites you; a symptom of dickitnitis.

I mean everyone experiences tingle-twat but you can’t act on it EVERY time.

by GABJ February 19, 2019

Twat-letries

Products relating to vaginal upkeep, refreshment, or stimulation.

Brandon: ...So she asked me to pick up some tampons and I was like, "bitch get your own twat-letries".

Calvin: Nice! We're still going tanning right?

Brandon: Hells yeah!

by Dirty Rogue March 20, 2010

Twat-tacular

When you engage in intercourse with four females that are all related.

Sallys having a family reunion saturday, i'm going for the twat-tacular.

If I can get with Jenny's grandma I'll finish off my twat-tacular.

by Mr. Harry Twatter January 14, 2010

lasagna twat

When a woman's labia minora are excessively flappy and resemble the edges of a piece of lasagna. Similar to steak drapes, but not quite as dark and gristly.

I took off Kim's panties only to see that she had a lasagna twat.

by THDrummer November 20, 2016

Twat Swatter

The act or words of a female that prevents another female getting laid. Similar to a cock block but for females.

Jenny says "So you wanna go to the bedroom"
Brad "Well Yes"
Courtney "Hey Jenny have your herpes cleared up?"
Brad "Nevermind"
Jenny "Fuck you, you Twat Swatter"

by Seargant Shaft June 16, 2010

twat wagon

a female that is in a wheelchair

katherine has no legs so therefore is a twat wagon

by huddicuddi March 20, 2012

tech-twat

An adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs shitty antivirus software, use nothing but Internet Explorer, have their computers run on Windows XP, and use Yahoo as their default search engine.

Dad: Hey son! I just installed this new, free antivirus software called Spy Sherrif, and it said you have 43 viruses! I'm just gonna click fix now...
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!

by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014