Toolboxing

Verb. To be a tool and take the whole box for yourself when you should be sharing.

Stop toolboxing that chick.

"Hey why did you toolbox that whole box of chocolates?"

by MLSL October 16, 2013

tool

Someone who's a poser and hangs out with his poser friends and does poser stuff such as listening to Coldplay.

The aforementioned poser may also be constantly listening to music with his earbuds, and reply to you with one word when you attempt to make conversation.

Alec: Hey man! You know that movie we watched in class? Pretty good movie, eh?
John: *takes out one earbud* Huh?
Alec: That movie we watched in class was pretty good, don't you think?
John: Yea. *puts earbud back in his ear*
Alec: Man, John is such a tool!

by TyroneDaPussyEater May 6, 2014

Tool

Someone who thinks they are loved by all but are actually loved by none. Their birth certificate is a sincere apology from the abortion clinic. If they dip you bet your sweet ass it's long cut. They always act like hard asses but they're pussies. Any pussy they've ever drilled no one has ever heard of and they lasted a whole 30 seconds... During floor play. Most of the time they wear rock revival jeans, Jordan's, and tapout shirts.

Michael your such a fucking tool.

by "The Kid" Anselmo December 16, 2015

explaining tool

commonly a baseball bat; possibly any club type item.

He's so stupid I had to use an explaining tool on him.

by oaiolds March 12, 2009

farm tool

it's another name for hoe. get it a hoe is a farm tool so if you are a hoe, like slut, then you are therefore a farmtool

You're so easy,you farm tool.

by Skara2 September 25, 2010

Extruder tool

Penis, dildo. Included by Hasbro in Play-doh sets.

When we got back to her place I gave her a workout with my extruder tool.

by Rolo Mictlantecuhtli January 2, 2015

Tool bag

ball sack

Tool is to Dick as Tool bag is to Ball Bag.

by Tom Roofer June 22, 2010