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Lion

Omg its Lion!
by ALPOOP March 11, 2022
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Lion

A puma with a hairy necklace on the outside of its face.
Mum, is that a lion? No, Panthera, that's just a puma with a hairy necklace on the outside of its face.
by SillySalleh December 18, 2021
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Having lions

Did you just see that pig fly?”
“Mate I’m having lions over here.”
by Dackers July 17, 2019
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Mountain Lion

An attractively seductive older Man who prefers younger woman. He’s the Man who doesn’t lose the swagger and multiple divorce papers as he ages, much past His deflated dusty prime. He’ll steal your girl like Hugh Jackman and pass her on to Johnny fucking Sins. He’s the silver fox, the Ron Swanson of men, the Matthew Mcconaughey of Boy’s . He has that Letter Kenney/Red Green tongue the will chirp harder than four girls and two Milf’ s currently in his bed. He’s got money like Jordan Belford, and can last longer than Viagra mixed with 5 Hour energy. And Godammit he’s a veteran.
Did you hear about the new history teacher?

He’s such a Mountain Lion
by Dr. Benjamin, Dufuk Dover October 13, 2020
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She-lion

A she-lion is a ferocious creature they resort to the lowest jobs to get money and travel in packs which are called prides. There are typically seasons which she-lions an be targeted for their strange grey aspect in bed.
She is a she-lion in the night and a vixen in the day.
by DzNutzGoteem November 6, 2015
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Alpha Lion

A male who is extremely protective and possessive of what he considers his. He will love you for the rest of time if you treat him right. He will make you his Luna, but if you hurt him, he will retreat and take care of himself first.

He can be skittish, but it's mostly to protect his own and your modesty. He will always go out of his way if he is able to, to show you he loves you.
Has a really high sex drive. Loves nature. Needs space to think, but ultimately will enjoy your company. OCD when it comes to cleanliness, also very hygienic.

He's someone that you can trust with your life, if he cares for you. Really hard for him to trust. Strong, loving, and kind, you'll never find a better human.
Me: "My Alpha Lion I love you. I'm never letting you go. Not ever."
Him: "You're mine, my Luna."
Me: *sigh* "Yes sir."
by Chrysanthemum Jade November 21, 2021
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lions maine

The hair you have after giving oral sex under a blanket.
Her lions maine is crazy after I'm done.
by SirRipley March 28, 2016
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