person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol
person 2: yea me neither lol
by pptepengy August 15, 2024
Get the i have something to tell youmug. by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 8, 2025
Get the If Individuals Feels This Raped, Tell Them To Buy Vitamic Cmug. Besides da classic "supposedly for giving schoolchildren practice/confidence in public speaking" action (but which actually scares da crap outta many kids and/or causes lower-income students to feel jealous of da more-affluent ones who have nicer/fancier possessions to proudly display), this expression also refers to either of two "displaying da merchandise" actions:
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.
One good way to get a normally-modest chick to let you see her boobs/butt is to offer to help her with her homework or some other task dat she does not possess da knowledge and/or mental/emotional capabilities to tackle on her own, but insist dat she agree to a "show and tell" contract --- i.e., a deal wherein she agrees to let you view her "goods" in exchange for your putting in da time/effort to tell her da vital bits of info dat she needs in order to complete said drudgerous task.
by QuacksO April 17, 2021
Get the show and tellmug. "How does this rank for you in playoff pushes, the excitement of this building and the fans' involvement over the last couple of games?"
"Yeah, I mean, it's been unbelievable. A whole lot better than Vancouver, I'll tell you that for free."
"Yeah, I mean, it's been unbelievable. A whole lot better than Vancouver, I'll tell you that for free."
by Uncle Leo Must Go Now! January 23, 2024
Get the I'll Tell You that For Freemug. When are your going to do what I want?
Fat bald faggoot "Why are you telling... People to murder children?"
Hym "Why aren't you talking about the targeted harassment? Is it because this is and always has been about turning me into the bad guy in perpetuity from now until I'm in a state of complete subservience and it has nothing to do with your child's safety and everything to do with making me feel inadequate because you know the second I figure out you're being preferentially selected for we are going to have a problem that only child murder can solve?"
Hym "Why aren't you talking about the targeted harassment? Is it because this is and always has been about turning me into the bad guy in perpetuity from now until I'm in a state of complete subservience and it has nothing to do with your child's safety and everything to do with making me feel inadequate because you know the second I figure out you're being preferentially selected for we are going to have a problem that only child murder can solve?"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
Get the Why are you telling...mug. An strong expression used to ironically jeopardize the credibility of one's claim (actually one's yap). Often following a statement that shows where the inconsistency of the claim figures.
"Person" A: I kid you not! I'm israeli and this land belongs to us, we came from it 3000 years ago!!
Person B: Belongs to you but somehow your DNA is 70% Polish and 20% Russia.. Yeah tell me about it
Person B: Belongs to you but somehow your DNA is 70% Polish and 20% Russia.. Yeah tell me about it
by kildyerustheannihalator471 April 12, 2025
Get the Tell me aboutmug. smoke mariganja
it started as "let's smoke", then it became "let's toke", then it fiercely evolved into "let's joke", then i added the "tell some" in a suave attempt to evade the popo and confuse my friends.
it started as "let's smoke", then it became "let's toke", then it fiercely evolved into "let's joke", then i added the "tell some" in a suave attempt to evade the popo and confuse my friends.
"Hey DOOD, let's go tell some jokes"
"NA SON, GOTSA HIT THE BOOKS"
"Fuck you nigga, imma slime on yo front porch"
"NA SON, GOTSA HIT THE BOOKS"
"Fuck you nigga, imma slime on yo front porch"
by PuhPADDYDDIESALSONnanana January 1, 2012
Get the tell some jokesmug.