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Tactical Whale

A strategically placed or launched whale (typically launched by trebuchet) at the base of a wall, castle, or building that given at least a month, will strategically explode. Not dissimilar to a Trojan horse.
It's time to deploy the tactical whale.
I identify as a tactical whale.
by Capybaara September 17, 2021
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Tillamook Tactical

When they want to put it in your butt, but they can't get it in because you ate too much cheese.
I knew she was Tillamook Tactical when I could not penetrate her brown-eye.
by TAINTMASTERX February 8, 2025
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Tactical Lunchable

A tactical lunchable is a better way of saying MRE
Instead of saying "Bro toss me the MRE" say "Bro toss me the tactical lunchable."
by El Chapi April 21, 2020
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tactical block

blocking a mate so they stop procrastinating and start doing what they need to get done
yeah i had to hit ezekial with the tactical block else he wouldnt have finished his coursework
by Captain Calcium December 9, 2018
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Tactical Jerk

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep
“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”
by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025
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tactical dispersion

tactical dispersion

A term for spreading or separating of personnel, materials, strategic elements, bases, and/or activities which might otherwise be concentrated in limited spaces to minimize vulnerability.
The use of social distancing and tactical dispersion terms by security forces during domestic protests need to be carefully phrased, so they are not misinterpreted.
by mlhiss June 3, 2020
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tactical masturbation

It's a term for masturbating (or busting a nut) before meeting a girl or going on a date. Now.. how is it useful? Well it helps you to think with your brain and not with your dick.
My friend: Bro.... I made a mistake. I accidentally did the deeds with Lily...

Me: God damn Lily???? Bro you really should have tactical masturbation
by Harsit2006 December 29, 2023
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