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texas rope swing

When you are swinging on a rope swing and it gives you rope burn in your vagina
Brittney: why do you keep grabbing your crotch

Jessica: I gave myself a Texas rope swing
by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016
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Rusty Swing Set

Noun.
A gathering of swinger senior citizens (typically nude and involved in coitus).
"Yesterday, at the beach, I went to break up an old person fight, then immediately evacuated when I realized it was actually a rusty swing set..."
by Matthew End March 16, 2013
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Spouse Swinging

A game put together to help relationships last longer and healthier by being able to "do" without getting bitched at.
Heres how you play: get 2 sets of straight couples (4 people) and trade.

Whatever one gender does their other does the same.
So say you have Jim & Carry as one couple and Ralf & Sarah as another couple you would switch. Now for a whole 7 hours Jim is now with Sarah and Ralf is now with Carry.
So if Ralf wants to kiss Cary then Jim gets to kiss Sarah.

If sarah tell Jim hes banned from using his phone then carry has to tell ralf he is also banned from using his phone.
If ralf gets to see carrys tits then jim gets to see sarah's tits.

Everyone has sexal or things they would like to say/do to other people. This game allows it while helping you live with no regrets. But just remember, what ever you are doing to his girl, hes doing to yours. But on the brightside, she cant bitch at you when its over because she got the same treatment!

Have fun!
"Hey what did you do this weekend?"
"Some spouse swinging"

"There is this really hot chick i wish i could just bang her once.."
"Try spouse swinging!"
by LoveDDoctorhh April 13, 2014
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Swing

A term used to describe consuming alcohol in great quantity (larger than a swig)
Winson: Yo Sai take a swig of this Ciroc!
Sai: Nah bro imma take a swing!
by TheOnlyTrill July 27, 2016
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swing catch

The act of pelvic thrusting and catching your gentiallia between your legs.
Guy1: "Bro I just learned how to swing catch this morning!"
Guy2: "What the fuck is swing catch?"
by xXxAn0nYm0uZxXx March 14, 2016
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Swinging claw

A new object in Super Mario Maker 2. This grabs on to Mario and holds him in midair. This can also start with and pick up enemies. It drops them if you get close.
I love the new swinging claw!
This swinging claw sucks!
by AntIs_Cool July 5, 2019
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stop swinging your dick in my direction

Stop making sexual advances towards me at every chance you get.
Stop swinging your dick at me at every chance you get.
You can't keep swinging your dick in my direction ,I am not interested.

Stop swinging your dick in my direction , I am not a sexual object
by Heroyalness March 29, 2023
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