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Spunk Belly

When a woman has a flabby swollen belly and she wears tight fitting clothes for all to see it. Looks as if pregnant but is not.
Wow look at her spunk belly it's huge
by Ace P Princess May 25, 2018
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spunk in the trunk

this is a sexual act involving two people in the trunk of a car having intercourse while someone drives them around without knowing what's going on
girl: get in the taxi
boy: nah better plan get in the trunk for a spunk in the trunk
by creamy maggot girl February 24, 2022
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spunk II

random idiot who likes -----
spunk II: I luv u
smhatuhehe: fk off
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Spunk Fishing

Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!

"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!
John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!
by anonymous March 12, 2025
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Spunk bubble

A traffic warden who work within Newark On Trent
1. This is of a pedestrianised area
2. Fuck off you spunk bubble
by THKMJPNK October 31, 2020
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spunk rose

When you wank, cum and mop up with some tissues and after they’ve dried they resemble a flowered rose
Please will hide your wanking better Dave, I don’t want to come into the living room every morning to discover your spunk rose on the sofa.
by Jlookeron September 25, 2019
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