When a woman has a flabby swollen belly and she wears tight fitting clothes for all to see it. Looks as if pregnant but is not.
by Ace P Princess May 25, 2018

this is a sexual act involving two people in the trunk of a car having intercourse while someone drives them around without knowing what's going on
by creamy maggot girl February 24, 2022

by ₳ Ɽ₳₦ĐØ₥ ₳₥Ø₲Ʉ₴ March 9, 2022

Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!
"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!
"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!
John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!
by anonymous March 12, 2025

by THKMJPNK October 31, 2020

When you wank, cum and mop up with some tissues and after they’ve dried they resemble a flowered rose
Please will hide your wanking better Dave, I don’t want to come into the living room every morning to discover your spunk rose on the sofa.
by Jlookeron September 25, 2019
