Two idiotic girls who love to FaceTime and Snapchat eachother. they will always stick together in life and death and the never lie to eachother.
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Get the Spunk bubble mug.the action of cumming in ones hand and slapping someone in the face with said hand.. said to be a great insult.
"Martin drops my beloved coffecup and breaks it thus breaking my heart.
There was notheng left to do than to spunk slap him."
There was notheng left to do than to spunk slap him."
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Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.
Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.
After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face
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Please will hide your wanking better Dave, I don’t want to come into the living room every morning to discover your spunk rose on the sofa.
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