Man Splatter

The perfect non-derogatory phrase to replace and depict that of male semen.

Example 1
Xavier: Jeff! You got your man splatter all over me! Aim next time!
Example 2
Matt: Mike! Stop smearing your man splatter all over your face! We are trying to have a normal dinner here for once!
Example 3
Steve: I hate people who put their man splatter in bags and walk around with them.

by Blastdoors February 19, 2011

dust spitter

A man that shoots blanks.

I actually like being a dust spitter...I don't have to pull out.

by crissycrucifixx May 23, 2011

Dick Splatter

When you're at the family's thanksgiving table and your dick accidentally falls out and cum gets all over the table

Mike: Uncle Jim brought the dick splatter!
Juan: What's a dick splatter?
Mike: He cummed inside of the turkey

by iamatreetree August 13, 2017

The Master Splinter

A sexual act preformed with chopsticks. You must insert a pair of chopsticks into the vagina or anus of your sexual partner open the hole and slide right in!

Hey baby, you ever tried The Master Splinter?

by Bic-a-boi June 17, 2018

Ladder Splatter

The act of being high up to splatter you jiz in a womans hair.

this bitch was actin up so i ladder splattered her ass

by NIKNAK10 October 21, 2010

Splatterbated

to be killed with excessive force. I.E. A squirrel being killed with a rocket. Emphasis on biological matter being grotesquely dissasembled.

Wow, that RPG totally splatterbated that guy.

by Rick Stierstorfer February 5, 2004

splinters up your arse

to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.

Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!

by Lukus McTaggert April 11, 2008