Spankered

The equivalent to being extemely drunk, 'lagging' or 'hammered' used for description.

Boy 1: Mate, I cannot wait until after all the exams are all over, gonna be mad.
Boy 2: I know! I'm gonna get absolutely spankered every weekend!

by Makaveli321 October 17, 2012

Spank

Slang word for drug mentioned in Grand Theft Auto III. Presumably "Smack" (Heroin)

The drug is first mentioned during Luigi's mission "Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up"
(obviously parody of "Smack My Bitch Up", the title of a song by The Prodigy).

K-JAH, run by Jamaican DJ, Horace "The Pacifist" Walsh will comment on the SPANK problem in Liberty City, saying things such as "there's too much SPANK buisness a gwaan" or giving shout outs to the Yardies telling them to "stay off the SPANK".

by Luigi Goterelli May 20, 2019

wall spanker

one who rubs his/her naked body up and down a wall.

Person 1: duuuuude, is u a wall spanker?

Person 2: hell yeah it's awesome!!!!!

by killah giggler August 21, 2006

hot-spank-a-licious

when the appearance of someone is devastatingly gorgeous or handsome.

Eboni's new red dress made her curves look hot-spank-a-licious!!!

by Eboni Darnell October 31, 2007

Flamer Spank

When a gay guy smacks your ass because he finds you attractive. Usually followed by a wink or some sort of unwanted eye contact.

I was just going to get myself a drink, but along the way, I got a flamer spank from some faggot I met at work.

by CLander February 14, 2009

weiner spank

when a male hits something with his wiener, mostly inflicting pain on himself more than the object

Mikey just weiner spanked that chair and now he's rolling on the floor in pain. Stupid.

by shae raye D May 31, 2009

skunk spanking

When you're up top doing work and your nut sack is slapping her butthole

Bro my nuts are killing me from skunk spanking that chick last night!

by ThunderCat3000 April 20, 2016