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vagina snack-cident

when you wake up hungry in the middle of the nite and u
mistakenly pull down your girls pants and you start eating out her vagina…
by blthrskt November 25, 2009
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snack packed

When the lid of a snack pack is removed and slapped in the face of another.
by Ipek June 5, 2005
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Snack Pack

A man (any race) who gets bummed by other men without any sexual favors in return. Generally he is open to servicing all races (brown and white pudding).
Jared is a total snack pack. He had a group of 4 men of various races run train on his ass. They left his pudding hole as a snack pack.
by Definitely not Gooch April 14, 2013
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snackbar parking

best parking available excluding handicap spaces. dates back to drive in movies where the best parking was right next to the snack bar
i went to wal-mart today and found snackbar parking...ya!!!
by MsKate March 30, 2008
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Snack Bracket

Pertaining to the dating rule of "Half your age plus seven" to denote potential mates of a socially acceptable age. Those within an acceptable age range for engaging in an intimate relationship with.
Mary: Check out those hot guys outside of the University Centre...

Janine: No way man. Those guys are in first year. Completely out of your snack bracket.
by Valstar June 19, 2010
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snatch snack

A penis, finger, thong underwear, or any other item that goes into a woman's girlcrack (vaginal cleft or vestibule)as if it were eating the item as a snack.
"Dang girl, your pussy must be hungry cause it's swallowing up a snatch snack." or "you call that tiny, pathetic little snatch snack a cock?"
by Sandra Mendez July 15, 2008
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ohio crack snack

A myth in southwestern ohio of July 30,2006.People in the area reported seeing naked aliens frying on acid.The story goes about a 20-year old girl who got abducted,anal probed,and gang banged by aliens.She was forced against her will to learn to suck dick.Her teacher was Sanjaya Malakar.
Murph: I seen american idol on tv last night.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.
by bennypotsmoker April 19, 2007
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